"This fella fancies a girl in his office but she has a boyfriend. He approaches her anyway and offers her £1000 if she'll have sex with him. I'll throw the money on the floor, u bend down and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. The girl consults her boyfriend, he advises her to go for it and pick it up real fast, he won't have a chance! An hour later he calls her and asks whats going on. " I CAN HARDLY FUCKING WALK! " she replies " THE BASTARD USED POUND COINS....! ""